1 00:00:06,839 --> 00:00:09,775 Give me your money, fool. 2 00:00:09,775 --> 00:00:12,612 But today's menu is fish sticks. 3 00:00:12,612 --> 00:00:15,648 My mom says that I need protein. 4 00:00:15,648 --> 00:00:18,417 You can't eat if you don't have a face. 5 00:00:20,152 --> 00:00:23,856 Scary. The massive ceasefire begins again. 6 00:00:23,856 --> 00:00:25,625 Hey, Maynard. 7 00:00:27,593 --> 00:00:29,328 Let him go. 8 00:00:30,663 --> 00:00:31,797 Just try it, shrimp. 9 00:00:31,797 --> 00:00:33,299 Shrimp? 10 00:00:33,299 --> 00:00:34,700 Just leave it alone, Jade. 11 00:00:37,370 --> 00:00:39,605 Put down the lunch money, Maynard. 12 00:00:39,605 --> 00:00:43,376 Hey, this is enough for fish sticks and pies. 13 00:00:45,444 --> 00:00:47,213 That will sting. 14 00:00:48,214 --> 00:00:51,117 My mother always told me not to hit women. 15 00:00:51,117 --> 00:00:54,687 But in your case, I made an exception. 16 00:01:45,237 --> 00:01:46,939 Good warning, Maynard. 17 00:01:46,939 --> 00:01:49,909 I practice the martial art of buttock rotation. 18 00:01:49,909 --> 00:01:52,345 - Yes, right. - Stop it, Drew. 19 00:01:52,345 --> 00:01:56,182 Continue. What are you going to do, shrimp? 20 00:02:05,291 --> 00:02:08,160 You're fit to be Miss Shrimp. 21 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:11,297 - Yes! Great, Jade! - Yes! Okay! Come on, Jade! 22 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:13,199 What's going on here? 23 00:02:13,199 --> 00:02:16,602 Jade just beat Maynard Munson to the ground. 24 00:02:17,636 --> 00:02:20,506 Miss Hartman, I can explain this. 25 00:02:20,506 --> 00:02:24,276 Maybe it's time I had a word with your guard, young lady. 26 00:02:24,276 --> 00:02:28,080 Uncle Jackie couldn't be found. He is on a business trip. 27 00:02:50,803 --> 00:02:52,671 Great for pores. 28 00:03:07,186 --> 00:03:10,423 - Enter the dragon. - Take out Jackie Chan. 29 00:03:17,029 --> 00:03:19,932 Stay cool, hot stuff. 30 00:03:19,932 --> 00:03:23,969 Bad day! Bad day! Bad day! 31 00:03:35,614 --> 00:03:37,583 Very bad day. 32 00:03:40,152 --> 00:03:44,990 Valmont, where is the dragon amulet? 33 00:03:44,990 --> 00:03:47,393 My people are looking after him, Shendu. 34 00:03:47,393 --> 00:03:51,697 Your people can't even find his shadow. 35 00:03:51,697 --> 00:03:56,368 And your inability continues to fascinate me. 36 00:03:57,169 --> 00:03:59,638 I will make you unconscious. 37 00:03:59,638 --> 00:04:02,608 Your anger, Valmont. 38 00:04:05,945 --> 00:04:10,149 Arrogance beyond a large lawn ornament. 39 00:04:10,149 --> 00:04:12,618 Valmont, coba lihat ini. 40 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:18,090 Are you really doing your job? 41 00:04:18,090 --> 00:04:19,558 Bayangkan saja. 42 00:04:19,558 --> 00:04:23,529 - Kau tidak terpicu? - I feel very dizzy. 43 00:04:36,308 --> 00:04:39,478 Kepulkan naga ajaibnya. 44 00:04:43,582 --> 00:04:46,852 And that's when Valmont's men took the amulet away. 45 00:04:46,852 --> 00:04:49,922 Kau tak mengejarnya? They can take us to Valmont itself. 46 00:04:49,922 --> 00:04:52,391 I'm feeling a little preoccupied. 47 00:04:53,259 --> 00:04:56,962 Captain Black, Dark Hand steals the dragon amulet. 48 00:04:56,962 --> 00:05:00,199 If they discover the magic within... 49 00:05:00,199 --> 00:05:03,102 ...I just said magic, didn't I? 50 00:05:03,102 --> 00:05:05,304 Jackie! 51 00:05:05,304 --> 00:05:08,274 I really miss you. You look like you've had a hard day. 52 00:05:08,274 --> 00:05:10,476 Can I have a cup of tea, maybe some biscuits? 53 00:05:11,544 --> 00:05:12,678 New shoes? 54 00:05:12,678 --> 00:05:14,914 Jade, what are you doing? 55 00:05:14,914 --> 00:05:17,149 Jade is in trouble at school. 56 00:05:17,149 --> 00:05:19,185 A glass of tea sounds good. Thank You. 57 00:05:19,185 --> 00:05:22,521 One more thing, your place is too big. 58 00:05:22,521 --> 00:05:26,425 I had to go very far to find a toilet. 59 00:05:26,425 --> 00:05:28,861 Uncle, what are you doing here? 60 00:05:28,861 --> 00:05:31,630 The Landlord kept me out of the shop for three days. 61 00:05:31,630 --> 00:05:36,602 He said it would be sprayed with insect repellent. This is how I spray for bugs. 62 00:05:38,437 --> 00:05:43,275 Yes, sir, there really is a family matter in region 13. 63 00:05:43,943 --> 00:05:47,246 Jade, what's the problem at school? 64 00:05:47,246 --> 00:05:50,049 Miss Hartman wants you to come to a parent-teacher conference. 65 00:05:50,049 --> 00:05:51,517 Won't. 66 00:05:52,284 --> 00:05:54,954 Sir, U.S. Mint is under siege. 67 00:05:54,954 --> 00:05:56,855 Take me to their place of supervision. 68 00:05:58,891 --> 00:06:01,427 What about tea? 69 00:06:08,267 --> 00:06:09,568 Valmont. 70 00:06:09,568 --> 00:06:11,136 Move. 71 00:06:11,136 --> 00:06:13,072 Let's move. 72 00:06:13,072 --> 00:06:16,242 Jade, you're not a secret agent. 73 00:06:16,242 --> 00:06:20,179 And we had a previous agreement, do you remember? 74 00:06:29,521 --> 00:06:32,057 Very interesting. 75 00:06:34,226 --> 00:06:36,629 What? Money laundering. 76 00:06:42,034 --> 00:06:43,469 There's an intruder. 77 00:06:52,444 --> 00:06:53,846 Valmont. 78 00:07:02,121 --> 00:07:06,392 Dark Hand is waving farewell, Captain Black. 79 00:07:14,500 --> 00:07:18,704 Mr. Chan, this isn't the first time we've had problems with Jade. 80 00:07:18,704 --> 00:07:20,506 Hanging from the exercise lights... 81 00:07:20,506 --> 00:07:22,541 ...walking high with stairs... 82 00:07:22,541 --> 00:07:25,077 ...measuring the building with a fire hose. 83 00:07:25,077 --> 00:07:26,779 Much like Jackie. 84 00:07:26,779 --> 00:07:29,481 He reminds me of a chimpanzee. 85 00:07:29,481 --> 00:07:30,783 Uncle. 86 00:07:31,650 --> 00:07:35,054 Now, I don't know where Jade learned to fight. 87 00:07:35,054 --> 00:07:39,024 - From Jackie. He's a good teacher. - Uncle. 88 00:07:39,024 --> 00:07:41,427 Miss Hartman, I made sure... 89 00:07:41,427 --> 00:07:44,330 ...self-defense aims to discipline Jade... 90 00:07:44,330 --> 00:07:45,464 ...not to teach him... 91 00:07:45,464 --> 00:07:47,633 Self-defense? Like karate? 92 00:07:47,633 --> 00:07:50,669 Kung fu. The best art of self-defense. 93 00:07:50,669 --> 00:07:56,875 The whole body is a secret weapon. 94 00:07:58,010 --> 00:08:02,781 Yes, it looks like you haven't disciplined Jade enough, Mr. Chan. 95 00:08:02,781 --> 00:08:04,717 So I have to do it. 96 00:08:06,085 --> 00:08:08,487 Detention for a whole week? 97 00:08:08,487 --> 00:08:09,788 Very embarrassing. 98 00:08:09,788 --> 00:08:12,391 Jade, maybe now you'll remember... 99 00:08:12,391 --> 00:08:15,828 ...that the greatest victory is a fight, not a fight. 100 00:08:15,828 --> 00:08:19,598 Unless it's a fight against insects. 101 00:08:21,433 --> 00:08:25,537 Yes. And in your case, that means controlling your anger. 102 00:08:25,537 --> 00:08:27,406 But Maynard called me "shrimp." 103 00:08:28,674 --> 00:08:29,808 Jackie. 104 00:08:30,909 --> 00:08:32,211 No. 105 00:08:34,847 --> 00:08:37,316 Doctors said he was lucky to be alive. 106 00:08:37,316 --> 00:08:39,985 Valmont uses a type of sophisticated explosive. 107 00:08:39,985 --> 00:08:41,320 Very powerful weapon. 108 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:43,555 Amulet of the Dragon. 109 00:08:45,190 --> 00:08:46,692 Who sent this? 110 00:08:49,128 --> 00:08:50,362 "Valmont." 111 00:08:54,666 --> 00:08:57,069 Calm down, Jackie. 112 00:08:57,069 --> 00:08:58,337 Forgive me. 113 00:08:58,337 --> 00:09:01,440 I just saw red. 114 00:09:10,349 --> 00:09:12,718 Valmont, you are the bomb. 115 00:09:12,718 --> 00:09:14,353 A planned joke. 116 00:09:14,353 --> 00:09:19,158 Good grief, wouldn't the Old Dragon's Breath be looking for the stone? 117 00:09:19,158 --> 00:09:23,195 Pity. He does a lot of magic for our cash income. 118 00:09:23,195 --> 00:09:25,531 One more heist, Big V? 119 00:09:25,931 --> 00:09:28,901 One for the history books. 120 00:09:44,483 --> 00:09:45,918 Hey, Jade. 121 00:09:49,688 --> 00:09:51,423 The greatest victory, a fight is not a fight. 122 00:09:51,423 --> 00:09:54,193 The greatest victory, a fight is not a fight. 123 00:10:10,442 --> 00:10:11,877 Do not hurt me. 124 00:10:12,511 --> 00:10:15,247 Aren't you planning revenge? 125 00:10:15,247 --> 00:10:19,151 I want you to teach me the ancient art of butt-twisting. 126 00:10:19,885 --> 00:10:22,788 So you can be a better bully? Keep dreaming, Maynard. 127 00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:29,094 Self-defense is about finding strength in self-discipline. 128 00:10:29,094 --> 00:10:32,431 That is me. I lack discipline. 129 00:10:32,431 --> 00:10:33,832 Correct. 130 00:10:41,306 --> 00:10:44,476 Free your mind from various things. 131 00:10:45,210 --> 00:10:47,079 There is no policy here. 132 00:10:47,079 --> 00:10:51,683 I put the buns in the refrigerator and someone ate them. 133 00:10:53,051 --> 00:10:56,255 Concentrate on your breath. 134 00:10:56,255 --> 00:11:00,192 Your breath should be slow, deep. 135 00:11:00,192 --> 00:11:01,593 One more thing... 136 00:11:01,593 --> 00:11:04,229 ...what is your friend, Captain Black, doing? 137 00:11:12,738 --> 00:11:15,073 I need fresh air. 138 00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:25,117 A large new truck was destroyed by well-dressed people. 139 00:11:25,117 --> 00:11:28,587 - Where? - Line 64, outside Corydon, Indiana. 140 00:11:28,587 --> 00:11:32,224 Approximate distance, from Fort Knox, Kentucky. 141 00:11:32,224 --> 00:11:34,660 And the U.S. gold supply 142 00:11:34,660 --> 00:11:36,895 Move. 143 00:11:36,895 --> 00:11:38,697 I'm coming with you. 144 00:11:39,231 --> 00:11:44,303 Jackie, you're not a secret agent. You're an archaeologist, right? 145 00:11:45,904 --> 00:11:51,577 I know that, Jade. I'll just return the amulet. 146 00:11:56,114 --> 00:11:59,818 His anger clouded his judgment. 147 00:11:59,818 --> 00:12:01,587 I saw it. 148 00:12:08,794 --> 00:12:10,162 What's that? 149 00:12:25,377 --> 00:12:26,945 This is a restricted area. 150 00:12:26,945 --> 00:12:29,915 Official business. I need to talk to your boss. 151 00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:33,218 - And who will you be with? - Part 13. 152 00:12:33,218 --> 00:12:34,620 Who? 153 00:12:35,954 --> 00:12:41,393 The grass is always greener on the other side. 154 00:13:00,012 --> 00:13:01,480 Is it always there? 155 00:13:03,815 --> 00:13:05,117 I do not know. 156 00:13:23,802 --> 00:13:28,407 Faster, Tohru, and put your feet up. 157 00:13:40,318 --> 00:13:44,089 It's a shame Captain Black couldn't make it today. 158 00:13:44,089 --> 00:13:48,593 I understand that he has a doctor's appointment. 159 00:13:49,895 --> 00:13:51,530 Appointment with a doctor. 160 00:13:58,503 --> 00:13:59,705 Chan. 161 00:14:11,616 --> 00:14:14,186 Jackie Chan. 162 00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:16,254 Finally we meet. 163 00:14:16,254 --> 00:14:18,390 Very nice to meet you. 164 00:14:25,630 --> 00:14:27,632 Still waiting for cleaning. 165 00:14:28,233 --> 00:14:30,001 Captain Black was very lucky. 166 00:14:30,001 --> 00:14:32,904 But my aim has improved thanks to practice. 167 00:14:44,816 --> 00:14:48,520 You want another talisman, right, Valmont? 168 00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:50,922 - Continue. - I want to make a deal with you. 169 00:14:50,922 --> 00:14:54,292 Please show me where Section 13 is located. 170 00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:58,497 Is it always there? 171 00:15:18,650 --> 00:15:20,352 Why, you little shrimp. 172 00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:29,561 I'm working on it. 173 00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:51,716 Respect your elders. 174 00:15:51,716 --> 00:15:54,152 Uncle, how do you spray for bugs? 175 00:15:54,152 --> 00:15:56,154 Yes, like this. 176 00:16:00,192 --> 00:16:02,060 One more thing. 177 00:16:12,971 --> 00:16:15,006 Hello, you big bully. 178 00:16:15,006 --> 00:16:17,142 Eat heavy machinery. 179 00:16:27,052 --> 00:16:28,787 Jade. 180 00:16:39,064 --> 00:16:41,266 Hello, sir driver. 181 00:16:45,203 --> 00:16:47,439 Uncle, what are you doing here? 182 00:16:47,439 --> 00:16:49,975 Make sure you control your anger... 183 00:16:49,975 --> 00:16:52,310 ...and do something stupid. 184 00:16:52,310 --> 00:16:53,812 Good job, Uncle. 185 00:16:57,716 --> 00:17:00,452 Valmont, where are you? 186 00:17:00,452 --> 00:17:02,153 Valmont? 187 00:17:02,153 --> 00:17:04,756 Something is missing. 188 00:17:07,158 --> 00:17:09,160 Look for Valmont. 189 00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:12,330 Find my talisman. 190 00:17:24,576 --> 00:17:26,011 Wait here. 191 00:17:27,045 --> 00:17:28,513 Jade. 192 00:17:28,513 --> 00:17:30,849 But Valmont is still under the Dragon's magic. 193 00:17:30,849 --> 00:17:32,617 How will Jackie beat him? 194 00:17:32,617 --> 00:17:35,220 By not fighting. 195 00:17:43,328 --> 00:17:46,464 You're really aiming for the gold, Mr. Chan. 196 00:17:46,464 --> 00:17:48,166 Fool's gold. 197 00:17:48,166 --> 00:17:49,734 You know, Valmont... 198 00:17:49,734 --> 00:17:53,004 ...still confused, what is the value of one of these? 199 00:17:53,004 --> 00:17:56,875 A free trip to Melvin's World? 200 00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:58,777 You have to pay for that. 201 00:17:58,777 --> 00:18:02,147 - How about this, new Ferrari? - Chan. 202 00:18:02,147 --> 00:18:05,450 Summer house? A private island to build a house on? 203 00:18:05,450 --> 00:18:08,253 A maid robot for the house? 204 00:18:19,698 --> 00:18:21,800 Blow it up. 205 00:18:25,503 --> 00:18:26,871 Jackie. 206 00:18:34,746 --> 00:18:36,514 A little help? 207 00:18:36,514 --> 00:18:38,917 Boss, someone's coming. 208 00:18:47,959 --> 00:18:49,761 That's not bad, right? 209 00:19:03,408 --> 00:19:05,276 Just relax, boss. 210 00:19:05,276 --> 00:19:08,680 The doctor said you can go home in a few days if you rest. 211 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:10,515 Sir, it's good to see you healthy again. 212 00:19:10,515 --> 00:19:13,018 His operation succeeded in rescuing gold coins from the bottom of the river. 213 00:19:13,018 --> 00:19:14,252 Valmont? 214 00:19:15,653 --> 00:19:19,891 That means Dark Hand still has the Dragon Magic Amulet. 215 00:19:19,891 --> 00:19:22,060 Jackie, your words. 216 00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:25,563 But you saw it. The Dragon's power wreaks havoc on you. 217 00:19:25,563 --> 00:19:28,433 I have Valmont in my vision. 218 00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:31,036 The rest ran away. 219 00:19:32,904 --> 00:19:36,508 Shendu, I beg you to forgive me. 220 00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:39,611 You can take it, Valmont. 221 00:19:39,611 --> 00:19:44,015 There is news saying that the amulet is in the North Pole. 222 00:19:44,015 --> 00:19:46,418 If so, wear warm clothes. 223 00:19:49,921 --> 00:19:52,690 Free your mind from everything. 224 00:19:52,690 --> 00:19:55,126 Concentrate only on your breath. 225 00:19:59,264 --> 00:20:01,699 Give me the basketball, idiot. 226 00:20:01,699 --> 00:20:04,469 Try it for me, my breath bounces up and down. 227 00:20:06,905 --> 00:20:11,509 You both know that victory is a fight, not a fight? 228 00:20:13,511 --> 00:20:15,947 I made a very good Jackie. 229 00:20:19,150 --> 00:20:22,554 Hello, Jackie, what did you want to be when you were little? 230 00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:23,955 When I was little? 231 00:20:25,156 --> 00:20:28,326 When I was little, I wanted to be rich. 232 00:20:28,326 --> 00:20:30,295 Then I want to be a hero. 233 00:20:30,295 --> 00:20:32,430 Firefighter. Police. 234 00:20:32,430 --> 00:20:34,532 Sometimes, I want to be president. 235 00:20:34,532 --> 00:20:38,770 All kinds of things I know I won't achieve in real life. 236 00:20:38,770 --> 00:20:39,938 So here's why... 237 00:20:39,938 --> 00:20:42,640 ...now I feel like a movie star. 238 00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:46,678 Why? Because I can be whatever I want in the movies... 239 00:20:46,678 --> 00:20:47,979 ...just being myself.